Funny / punny Valentine's gifts

Post date: 2021-01-20 06:59:46
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I need about 6-8 little presents that tie-in with Valentine's day, that I can hide around my beloved's living space. Details and an example below the fold.

Smallish, so they can easily be hid or be unobtrusive just sitting out.
Inexpensive, please; I'm going for quantity and cuteness, plus the delight that arises when one is discovered by chance, and even a few days early/late.
DIY-ish is fine.
Amusing and especially good would be incorporating a pun.

What sparked the ask -- I saw was a small globe with gold letters stuck to it reading, "You mean the world to me."
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