My dog judges my rhymes
Post date: 2022-01-19 07:17:22
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What should I sing while putting eye drops in my dog's eyes?

My dog needs eye drops multiple times a day. I've gotten in the habit of singing the following when I'm getting her set up for them: "Are you ready? To get this in your eye jelly?"

Now, the problem is: that rhyme is atrocious. I can't stand it! But it's stuck in my head now, and I can't come up with anything better. So, I come to you, AskMe: can you help me come up with some better stupid, short little songy rhymes that can replace my awful ready/eye-jelly line?

Good themes to play with include: being ready, it being time for the medicine, being a good girl, getting eye drops.
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