My dog judges my rhymes

Post date: 2022-01-19 07:17:22
Views: 257
What should I sing while putting eye drops in my dog's eyes?

My dog needs eye drops multiple times a day. I've gotten in the habit of singing the following when I'm getting her set up for them: "Are you ready? To get this in your eye jelly?"

Now, the problem is: that rhyme is atrocious. I can't stand it! But it's stuck in my head now, and I can't come up with anything better. So, I come to you, AskMe: can you help me come up with some better stupid, short little songy rhymes that can replace my awful ready/eye-jelly line?

Good themes to play with include: being ready, it being time for the medicine, being a good girl, getting eye drops.
Number of Comments
Please click Here to read the full story.
 
Other Top and Latest Questions:
Michael and Susan Dell to donate $750 million to UT Austin to fund new medical campus
Apple's elevation of silicon head Johny Srouji signals sprint to build in-house chips for all devices
United Airlines slashes 2026 forecast as fuel costs surge
How Warsh can give Trump rate cuts, keep Fed independent, and make the market happy
Marvell stands to gain from boosted Amazon-Anthropic partnership
Looking for a good microwave or microwave/air fryer combo
Movie: My Life as a Dog
Movie: The Blue Caftan
Hormuz is just a ‘dry run’ if China and U.S. go to war in the Pacific, Singapore foreign minister warns
Tim Cook turned Apple into a $4 trillion juggernaut by not trying to be Steve Jobs