My dog judges my rhymes
Post date: 2022-01-19 07:17:22
Views: 108
What should I sing while putting eye drops in my dog's eyes?

My dog needs eye drops multiple times a day. I've gotten in the habit of singing the following when I'm getting her set up for them: "Are you ready? To get this in your eye jelly?"

Now, the problem is: that rhyme is atrocious. I can't stand it! But it's stuck in my head now, and I can't come up with anything better. So, I come to you, AskMe: can you help me come up with some better stupid, short little songy rhymes that can replace my awful ready/eye-jelly line?

Good themes to play with include: being ready, it being time for the medicine, being a good girl, getting eye drops.
Number of Comments
Please click Here to read the full story.
 
Other Top and Latest Questions:
Virginia offshore wind developer sues over Trump administration order halting projects
Google is rolling out a new feature allowing users to change their Gmail address
Psychology expert: The most emotionally intelligent couples do 3 things differently from everyone else
Taiwan rattled by 7.0 magnitude quake, no major damage reported
Rents are falling in these major U.S. cities heading into 2026—one of the more 'renter-friendly periods' in a decade, says expert
These are the most overbought S&P 500 stocks as 2026 approaches
Russian drones, missiles pound Ukraine ahead of Trump-Zelenskyy meeting
Thailand and Cambodia halt fierce border conflict with second ceasefire
Coupang founder Kim Bom apologizes for data leak, pledges compensation
Nvidia-Groq deal is structured to keep 'fiction of competition alive,' analyst says