"But ya gay though, right?"
Post date: 2020-03-27 11:36:32
Views: 132
I'm tired of answering this question. Please give me clever responses to it.

I could use a little brainstorm here, if anyone wants to help.

Most people assume that I'm openly or semi-closetedly gay. They're not wrong, but they're not right either. I'm not really interested in continuing to answer the "Are ya gay" question with an explanation of my whole gender/sexuality situation.

I'm sure someone can help me with an appropriate quip to communicate that:
1. I'm not in the closet
2. I don't care to discuss this at length unless you're asking if I want to fuck

I guess those two items are the whole list. It gets tiresome and sometimes uncomfortable to keep answering this question without a riposte in my pocket.
Number of Comments
Please click Here to read the full story.
 
Other Top and Latest Questions:
China is still years behind the U.S. despite Huawei's breakthrough chips, Raimondo tells '60 Minutes'
83% of teenagers are already thinking about retirement — but many make this one mistake
Global military spending hit all-time high in 2023 after 7% jump, report finds
Certified Addiction Counselor work experience conundrum
Should I buy some facebook fixit car paint
How can i solve the problem?
Trump trial: Ex-National Enquirer publisher David Pecker is first prosecution witness to testify
Saturday Night Live: Ryan Gosling / Chris Stapleton
Delta Air Lines gives staff another 5% raise, hikes starting wages to $19 an hour
Verizon reports fewer quarterly subscriber losses on flexible plan demand