"But ya gay though, right?"
Post date: 2020-03-27 11:36:32
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I'm tired of answering this question. Please give me clever responses to it.

I could use a little brainstorm here, if anyone wants to help.

Most people assume that I'm openly or semi-closetedly gay. They're not wrong, but they're not right either. I'm not really interested in continuing to answer the "Are ya gay" question with an explanation of my whole gender/sexuality situation.

I'm sure someone can help me with an appropriate quip to communicate that:
1. I'm not in the closet
2. I don't care to discuss this at length unless you're asking if I want to fuck

I guess those two items are the whole list. It gets tiresome and sometimes uncomfortable to keep answering this question without a riposte in my pocket.
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