"But ya gay though, right?"
Post date: 2020-03-27 11:36:32
Views: 318
I'm tired of answering this question. Please give me clever responses to it.

I could use a little brainstorm here, if anyone wants to help.

Most people assume that I'm openly or semi-closetedly gay. They're not wrong, but they're not right either. I'm not really interested in continuing to answer the "Are ya gay" question with an explanation of my whole gender/sexuality situation.

I'm sure someone can help me with an appropriate quip to communicate that:
1. I'm not in the closet
2. I don't care to discuss this at length unless you're asking if I want to fuck

I guess those two items are the whole list. It gets tiresome and sometimes uncomfortable to keep answering this question without a riposte in my pocket.
Number of Comments
Please click Here to read the full story.
 
Other Top and Latest Questions:
Snowflake surges 36% for best day ever on AI frenzy, fueling software rally
Gap shares tumble 14% as retailer cuts sales guidance after disappointing Old Navy performance
Nokia doesn’t make phones anymore. So how does it make billions?
Hacks: Season 5
Michael Dell courted Trump early. His company has reaped rewards
In search of really, really nice (US-sized) composition notebooks
South Korea's Kospi, Japan's Topix hit record highs as investors shrug off Iran tensions
Oaxaca bound
Tape me up!
Nvidia is investing billions into this emerging technology that could change the AI industry