"But ya gay though, right?"
Post date: 2020-03-27 11:36:32
Views: 588
I'm tired of answering this question. Please give me clever responses to it.

I could use a little brainstorm here, if anyone wants to help.

Most people assume that I'm openly or semi-closetedly gay. They're not wrong, but they're not right either. I'm not really interested in continuing to answer the "Are ya gay" question with an explanation of my whole gender/sexuality situation.

I'm sure someone can help me with an appropriate quip to communicate that:
1. I'm not in the closet
2. I don't care to discuss this at length unless you're asking if I want to fuck

I guess those two items are the whole list. It gets tiresome and sometimes uncomfortable to keep answering this question without a riposte in my pocket.
Number of Comments
Please click Here to read the full story.
 
Other Top and Latest Questions:
Tesla recalls 3 million vehicles in China over doorhandle safety, driver monitoring
Boeing engineers, technical workers reject contract offer
Trump to allow import of 300,000 metric tons of ground beef without tariff
As GOP warns data centers put Ohio Senate seat at risk, Husted defends energy policy
An overlooked AI winner names a new CFO — plus, Nvidia's key earnings loom
Accordia Bank is offering a 5.00% APY booster on high-yield savings account for its rebrand — how to get it
Trump admin taps former JPMorgan Chase exec Matt Zames to advise Social Security agency
Answered: The content and articles of my q2a site are being pulled by fake sites. Can you help me to solve this problem?
Book: Why I Love Horror: Essays on Horror Literature
Ray Dalio says Bessent move is sign that a debt crisis is getting closer; recommends gold and bitcoin