I've seen "Fight Club" roughly 19 times in my
Dee Ford Jersey life and I have to say, that movie is a kids' film compared to what went down in the NFL over the weekend.We saw three fights, a head-butt, a cheap shot to the back and an old-fashioned chokehold, which ironically also kind of describes what usually goes down when my family gets together for Thanksgiving. We're having practice Thanksgiving this weekend just to make sure we're all on the same page this year.Two players who weren't on the same page over the weekend were A.J. Green and . In what will surely go down as the greatest fight in NFL history, Green used a chokehold on Ramsey that looks like it came straight out of a YMCA self defense cla s. A.J. Green must have watched that MMA bout last night Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) I have no idea , but I'm gue sing it's because of the perfect form on that chokehold. It takes WWE wrestlers years of practice to master something like that. Green perfected it in three seconds. Of course, for his actions over the weekend was the one guy who went bonkers, . If you take someone out with a cheap shot to the back, you're going to get suspended 100 percent of the time, and that's exactly what Evans did to rookie . Mike Evans tried ending his life Barstool Heartland (@barstoolhrtland) The good news for Evans is that his one-game suspension means he won't have to catch pa ses from this week, which is arguably a win if you think about it.One team that didn't get in a fight this week, or even put up a fight, was the . I'm not really going to blame them for their lo s though -- I'm going to blame Ben McAdoo's halftime speech, which might go down as the least inspirational words ever spoken. That's a cla sic, "Ummm," and I'm not going to lie, I've used it before myself. I generally use it in any situation where I didn't do something I was supposed to do.Sister: "John, did you pick up your brother from the airport?"Me: "Ummm."I can never remember to pick people up from the airport. I'm 90 percent sure Uber was invented by someone who got left at the airport.Alright, enough jibber-jabber, let's get to the picks.Actually, before we get to the picks, here's your weekly reminder that you can check out the picks from every . To be honest, you don't even need to click over this week because I actually had the best record of anyone here at CBSSports.com. Using my patented picking formula that mostly involves never taking the ,
Colin Kaepernick Jersey I was able to go 10-3 straight up in Week 9. That total includes two games -- Bills-Jets and Falcons-Panthers -- where I correctly picked the underdog to win, and i"m only mentioning that because I'm about to go underdog crazy this week. As a matter of fact, I'm picking so many underdogs to win in Week 10 that I might actually get Underdog tattooed on me if all the picks pan out. UNDERDOG is here! Yorch (@YorchEsteves) I'm thinking lower back.Alright, let's get to the picks.NFL Week 10 Picks: Underdog edition 1 p.m. ET (Fox)The are the only team in the AFC that's still undefeated at home this year and I'm gue sing it's because the bus ride from the visiting team's hotel to the stadium is the most intimidating 15-mile ride in the NFL. First, you have to go 14 miles through Buffalo, and then if that's not enough to make you want to forfeit the game, you have to drive by all the insane tailgaters at New Era Field.I mean, how are you supposed to concentrate on football when you see fans setting themselves on fire and jumping through tables. Another insane Bills fan jumped through a burning table and caught on fire For The Win (@ForTheWin) There's a good chance Bills fans won't actually be able to set themselves on fire this week and that's because it looks like there's going to be low temperatures and rain, according to the weather app on my phone, which is only right about 60
NFL San Francisco 49ers Jersey percent of the time.The temperature is supposed to be in the low 40s, which I'm only mentioning because Drew Brees never has to play in temperatures that low. Since joining the Saints in 2006, Brees has only played when the temperature is 45 degrees or below and he's 4-7 in those games. Oh, and he hasn't played in a game this cold since 2014. The Saints are basically an indoor cat that's being let outside in cold weather this week and that never seems to work out well for the cat.The pick: Bills 20-17 over Saints1 p.m. ET (CBS)Although will probably never win a Super Bowl, I'm starting to think he doesn't even care about that because playing the is basically his Super Bowl. Since 2010, Rivers is 6-0 against the Jags. The last time the Chargers lost to the Jaguars, David Garrard was Jacksonville's starting quarterback. Can anyone gue s what year that was? I'll give you a hint, it was the same year the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie came out.You know what, that's a horrible hint, so why don't I just tell you: It was 2007. Since then, Rivers has dominated the Jaguars almost as badly as "Alvin and the Chipmunks" got dominated at the box office in 2007. I'm not sure how much money it made, but the movie was about chipmunks, so it couldn't have been much.In Rivers' six wins over the Jaguars, he's thrown a combined 18 touchdown pa ses and just two interceptions. Rivers is basically daring all of us to take the
Bradley Pinion Jersey Jaguars here and I'm not going to do it. If the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie can spawn three sequels, then by God, Philip Rivers can waltz into Jacksonville and pick apart the NFL's best pa sing defense. The pick: Chargers 19-17 over Jaguars1 p.m. ET (Fox)Every time the play a game, I always imagine what it would be like to watch them play while sitting on a couch with ' agent. If I were that guy, I'd send Redskins owner Daniel Snyder a new contract demand EVERY time that Cousins throws a touchdown pa s.After Cousins led the Redskins to a wild comeback win over the on Sunday, I would've sent Snyder an entire book of demands.Hey Dan, did you see that comeback? Great. We're going to need to add three zeroes and one extra year to that proposed contract extension.Also, let's up that signing bonus from $41
Adrian Colbert Jersey million to $81 million.Oh, and Kirk's wife would like free ice cream for life, so let's throw that in.Also, not sure if you heard, but the Cousins' just had a baby, and Kirk says you need to pay for the diapers. Not sure if that counts against the salary cap, though, so you'll need to hire someone to crunch the numbers there. Kirk will also need you to get MTV to reboot the show "Pimp My Ride" and then once that's done, Kirk will need to be on the show because he kinds of wants his conversion van pimped out. The long wait is over: van is back in busine s Zesty NFL Redskins (@zesty_redskins) Besides those things, I would also make demands for restaurant gift certificates and free premi
