For many the idea of throwing their head back and sliding a slippery shellfish down their throat is a vomit inducing thought. One iron stomached woman has upped the ante by chomping the head off a newly discovered penis-shaped clam. A video has emerged of the woman grabbing the curiously shaped mollusk by the base, which looks fairly similar to a large German sausage emerging from one end of a bread bun. The adventurous eater taps then the shellfish on its end which causes a stream of water to spurt out. It squirts translucent liquid for several seconds before the woman suddenly puts it in her mouth and bites off a big chunk.

This talk discusses actionable items to better run your business using our company’s financial forecasting model as an example — open sourcing what works. The underlying foundation of this talk includes our ability to have been operating for the past three years without outside capital, small cash reserves, and almost no debt. This is something most plugin developers can relate to. In other words, you don’t need venture capital or 18 hour days to launch a successful plugin. In this talk I will discuss: – Working backwards—and what that means – How our firm used the “free downloads metric” to monitor paid growth in year 1 of Startup – How to plan internal “hours as dollars” against code-based (Plugin dev) assets and COG expenses – How to use Cash Flow projections, rolling three months, to plan for product development cycle budgets – How to conservatively project hires of employee, # 4-6 as well as future hires #7-12. – How to budgeting marketing on a quarterly basis using sales and renewal benchmarks – How to adjust projections (free v premium) as your business matures

Go to the marshland next time. LOL. This mom came upon her son with a lady friend. Don't make mom angry.

This electric gate gets the last laugh on this idiot trying to break in.

How well do you know who you’re building for? A formal process of user story development is great for anyone, from solopreneurs to large distributed teams, to have a clear idea of what problems they’re trying to solve. In this talk, I will outline the steps you should take to create clear, actionable user stories, and avoid pitfalls that can derail your project.

She catches some major air before belly flopping into the landing pool.

Understanding modes of Art thinking (namely Expression and Vulnerability) as a tool to achieve more fulfillment in the work we do. Measured by Connection and Action, this talk draws the line to explain why Expression (and encouragement of that expression) is so important.

This session is led by video marketing expert Isaac Irvine. Isaac has been working at GoDaddy since 2007 and has a lot of experience in the social media and marketing world! In his session, Isaac will be going over what makes a video go viral and how it can lead to increased brand awareness for your company. The world we live in today is saturated with content–and Isaac will provide you with tangible steps you can take to make your videos stand out. You’ll walk away with a better understanding of how to create brand awareness through video content, how to spot the potential for your content to go viral, and how to determine what you should invest to get your content seen by a larger audience!

Prajyot’s session is going to be about the project WordPress for Youth which is spreading WordPress as a culture among the young. He is going to address the group about the pilot project, the students involved, the overall impact the local community and it’s success. He will also share the future plan along with the story of how everything came about for this journey.

Gutenberg transforms how we think about content in WordPress and will ship with WordPress 5.0. In this session, we’ll discuss what Gutenberg is, why we need it, and where it is today. Finally, we’ll look at where the community is taking Gutenberg, including major improvements to site customization.