What can I do with a bag of very expensive very bad biscotti?
Post date: 2021-05-11 10:27:40
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I paid $30 for this 1.5lb bag of lemon-pistachio biscotti and I can't bear to throw it away. Ideas for repurposing? More details inside.

1. They are rock hard and far too thickly sliced. I have dildos smaller than these biscotti.

2. Would make wonderful hammers if only they weren't so very greasy. Impossible to consume with coffee or tea since I am not a fan of bulletproofing either of these drinks.

3. I detect no lemon whatsoever but there is indeed a copious amount of whole, unsliced pistachios.

4. The taste is... not bad, especially if I could somehow degrease the dang thing.

Help me brainstorm some uses for these expensive tooth-crushes, please?
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