I was training to be a cake decorator. Now the industry is up in smoke, I'm out of a job, and I'm left with 2 lovingly decorated cakes in my fridge. They're inedible.** But I spent forever on these guys and I don't want to just dump them in the trash. I was thinking of videotaping their destruction. Anybody have an idea for the creative dispatch of cake - one that doesn't amount to vandalism?
* I practice on stale cakes - they're still fully biodegradable.
Additional info: I'm in Richmond VA. My wife is on board with my cockamamie plan, so I'd have help.