"Oh, it has its Ups and Downs"

Post date: 2019-07-16 06:04:23

Herr Duck is in need of elevator-related Dad-style jokes. Help!

Herr Duck is moonlighting as an usher for the Minnesota Twins this season. He sometimes gets assigned to Elevator Duty. Since the elevators go to all levels (stadium seating, service corridors, fancy suites, and the players clubhouse areas), each elevator gets a good old-fashioned Elevator Operator to keep things moving and to keep random people from accessing forbidden parts of the stadium.

He chats a lot with the elevator riders, and he gets asked "How do you like working here?" or "How's the night going here in the elevator?" dozens of times a day. He gives the same tired "Oh, it has its ups and downs" line over and over and is getting tired of it.

Mefites, do you have a good response to "how do you like being an elevator operator?" or "How's it going tonight in the elevators]?" Dad-style jokes seem to go over well with both him and the crowd. Baseball-adjacent jokes would also be a hit *cough* with this crowd.

Thanks!

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